thebootydiaries:

you (has waffles for breakfast, goes to parties, been to ikea): do u listen to drake

me (eats the bark of the rare almond tree for its classy unique taste, spends friday nights studying gregorian chants, refers to my classmates as “brethren” out of respect): whom?

(via honra)

scienceofdeducjohn:

european culture is rooting against your own country in eurovision

(via mareliini)